La porte de #derrière, #backdoor, … #raisinghope #godloophole

Derrière, comme la cabane au fond du jardin ?

Quelqu'un a eu la bonne (mauvaise) idée de ressortir cette première vidéo (avec l'actrice de la très marrante série "Raising hope"), c'est peut être lié à la sortie de 50 nuances de grey ? 🙂 Derrière ... La version religieuse 🙂   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY En VOSTFR https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygam6uXgI-w "Dans les lycées à travers l’Amérique, les filles chrétiennes se préservent pour le mariage, beaucoup de ces "vierges" pratiquent le sexe anal parce que la bible ne l'interdit pas spécifiquement" "Cette pratique est appelée, La faille de dieu" (Voir la traduction de loophole plus en bas)   Les paroles en anglais:
All my life I've been good Do what my mom and dad and God say I should Go to church and Bible School To live by God's rule So whatever people tell me That The Bible tells me I will do Walk the halls of high school with my purity ring Unlike those other girls, I've got my morals in check It was easy to do until I got a boyfriend And pardon my French, but he's cute as heck But I made a pact To keep my hymen intact And Jesus and I are tight Never learned about the birds and the bees I was taught to keep an aspirin in between my knees Cause The Bible says premarital sex is wrong But Jason says that guys can't wait that long I don't want to lose him To someone who'll do him I need to figure something out Well there's a loophole in The Scripture that works really well So I can get him off without going to hell It's my Hail Mary, full of grace In Jesus' name we go to fifth base! Oh, thank you for making me holy And thank you for giving me holes to choose from And since I'm not a godless whore He'll have to come in the back door Therefore Fuck me in the ass cause I love Jesus The good Lord would want it that way Gimme that sweet sensation of a throbbing rationalization It's just between you and me Cause everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see It's hard to be as pure as me To resist the urge to lose my vaginal virginity To wait until my marriage bed To give my husband my unsullied maiden head So take your cock out Shove it in my ass Fuck me until you come Oops! I mean let's join our souls And unite our bodies And fly with the wings of God Whatever you do, don't touch my clitoris If you ring Satan's doorbell, God can't ignore this And no prophylactics when you put it in Cause birth control's for sluts and it's a sin I've emptied my bowels And laid out the towels I'm ready for romance Now I'm praying to the Power that's the Highest But of all of my holes, this ones the driest And we can't procreate if we anally copulate And God is OK with sodomy, but only if you're straight And I'm staying pure, no matter what So I'm OK with everything butt Everything butt Everything butt Fuck me in the ass cause I love Jesus The good Lord would want it that way Gimme that sweet sensation of a rock hard rationalization It's just between you and me Cause everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see I do whatever The Bible tells me to Except for the parts that I choose to ignore Because they're unrealistic and inconvenient But the rest I live by for sure So let's not talk about how the Good Book bans shellfish, polyester and divorce And how it condones slavery and killing gays because those parts don't count, of course Let's cherry-pick the part about losing my cherry and mine it for ambiguities and omissions To circumvent any real sacrifice, but still feel pious in my arbitrary parroted positions And don't you dare question my convictions And don't look closely at the contradictions Just focus on the sacrificial crucifixion And have faith in its complete jurisdiction As the only way to measure if you're good or not And in a debate, just say to “have faith” Because when you're up against logic, it's the only card you've got So close your eyes Take a deep breath And.. Fuck me in the ass cause I love Jesus The good Lord would want it that way Gimme that sweet sensation of an irrational rationalization It's just between you and me Cause everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see Yeah, my chastity belt has locks But sometimes you need to think outside the box
    La version Oops ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIyeNRbbKBw Pour vous donner envie de regarder "Raising Hope" après tout ça (d'après wikipedia):
James « Jimmy » Chance, 24 ans, habite chez ses parents, Virginia et Burt, et vit de petits boulots. Sa vie change radicalement lorsqu'il se retrouve contraint d'élever sa fille Hope, âgée de quelques mois, fruit d'une aventure d'une nuit avec une tueuse en série condamnée à mort et exécutée.  
Rien a voir, mais en faisant des recherches sur "loophole", que ca pouvait se traduire par un vide juridique en français:
Le vide juridique est une notion qui désigne l'absence de normes applicables à une situation donnée.
Ou une meurtriere 🙂 (ca se rapproche plus de la signification du premier extrait !! )
Une meurtrière (ou archère, archière, raière ainsi qu’arbalétrière après l'invention de l'arbalète) est une ouverture pratiquée dans une muraille défensive pour permettre l'observation et l'envoi de projectiles.
  Si vous revenez un peu plus haut, on comprend mieux "God's Loophole", pour expliquer le fait d'utiliser la porte de derrière, une absence de normale applicable dans la situation donnée !   Sources: Paroles en anglais: http://genius.com/Garfunkel-and-oates-the-loophole-lyrics/

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